"SBA Thanks You For All The Fish" (santabarbarianlsx)
03/09/2020 at 19:31 • Filed to: None
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"SBA Thanks You For All The Fish" (santabarbarianlsx)
03/09/2020 at 19:31 • Filed to: None | 2
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All my favorite airlines, schools and universities are checking in with me this week to assure us that each and every square inch of their facilities is rigorously scrubbed every evening... but I didn’t expect to hear from my friend Eric.
Who knows, maybe my email coupons are now sanitary, too?
Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
> SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
03/09/2020 at 19:38 |
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They clean the carts now ? Well isn’t it great to know they have decided to wipe down the door handles every now and again?
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> Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
03/09/2020 at 19:44 |
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Who among us hasn’t gone in to buy 100 pairs of nitrile gloves FIRST, then put those on to touch the cart handle on a second foray into the store ?
facw
> SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
03/09/2020 at 19:47 |
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I got that too. I’ve never actually set foot in one of their stores, but I’ve ordered online. I hope they keep their internets clean!
functionoverfashion
> SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
03/09/2020 at 19:49 |
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And again I’m reminded that Harbor Freight has actual stores, not just a catalog/website.
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> facw
03/09/2020 at 19:53 |
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I always giggle a bit at Eric— The chain’s HQ’d just down the 101 freeway in Camarillo. He famously once launched a Boardroom Coup to take over the company control from the dict ator-founder... which was his father. It’s just a wonderful family story of bliss and harmony.
Snuze: Needs another Swede
> SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
03/09/2020 at 20:01 |
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Do they open the boxes and wipe down the products, too?
My cousin stopped popping bubble wrap - her reasoning was they were filled with air in China, so it could still have COVID-19.
Brickman
> SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
03/09/2020 at 20:09 |
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They disinfect the air with that pungent chinesium packing grease :P
user314
> facw
03/09/2020 at 20:09 |
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Don’t worry, they’re taking all the necessary precautions:
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> Brickman
03/09/2020 at 20:14 |
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Is THAT what that pungent “HF STore Fragrance” is????
Every store has that smell...
Suppose that grease was the carrier for the virus— which was activated by Chemtrails stimulated by coupon laser-bar-code readers? All the pieces are falling into place...
AdverseMartyr
> Snuze: Needs another Swede
03/10/2020 at 04:48 |
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Wouldn’t that be a problem in 6-12 months?
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Snuze: Needs another Swede
> AdverseMartyr
03/10/2020 at 07:11 |
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Pr obably, or probably not. The virus would probably die by the time it got here. I just thought it was funny.
Long_Voyager94
> Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
03/10/2020 at 07:13 |
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They were doing this at Costco this weekend.
Of course I was the asshole who had to say “What is the F-ing point of wiping the carts down after we’ve already touched it?!?”